lion:

sidechick: did u see the pic?

me: what pic?

sidechick: the one of us I put on insta

me: image

to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

trickshift:

fadeintocase:

cradily:

i still think u gotta be on some voodoo shit to work one of these fuckers

image

play/pause, volume up/down, next/back. whats hard to understand about these controls

burn the witch

serfborts:

when you post something messy

image

swarleyu:

emilyclocke:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

Even if it did we all have free health care

swarleyu:

emilyclocke:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

Even if it did we all have free health care

faustsfancycorner:

joanegbert:

satorika:

when u dont know if ur ocs backstory is really cliched or not

image

IT TOOK ME A MINTUE TO REALIZE THIS IS A FACE AND NOT THREE BLUNTS

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htmlflowers:

anxiety sketches

htmlflowers:

anxiety sketches

Philly! Yea smog and murder *ehe*
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get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

Hi sweetie!

(I’m not sure if I should cheer along with the murder…?)

I’m curious, tell me where you are from!

White people: You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!
Eyewitnesses: He was on his knees with his hands up.
Medical examiner: There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.
Convenience store owner and clerk: There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.
Ferguson PD: Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.
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White people: Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!

tiredpunk:

"TURN DOWN" my copilot screams, trying to grab the airplane’s controls from me

"TURN DOWN FOR WHAT" i scream back as i icarus this bitch

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